I      ALL ORGANISMS ARE GOOD AND EQUAL, BUT THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN DINGOISM ARE  MORE  EQUAL AND GOOD THAN OTHERS; THEY WILL DEFINITELY GO TO HEAVEN.

II     THOU SHALL WORSHIP NO OTHER GOD OTHER THAN DINGAN; OTHER GODS LIKE JERRY, MAUS, MICKEY, GERMINO AND DENVOR ARE MERELY PROPHETS.

III     WEDNESDAY SHALL BE CONSIDERED AS A SACRED DAY; ALL SCHOOLS SHOULD GIVE A LONG LUNCH BREAK ON WEDESDAY SO THAT CHILDREN CAN GO AND WATCH THE HOLY SERIES TOM AND JERRY.

IV     THE MALE RAT AND THE FEMALE RAT ARE YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER. THOSE WHO DISRESPECT FATHER AND MOTHER SHALL GO TO PURGATORY; THOSE WHO KILL FATHER AND MOTHER SHALL GO TO HELL. THE MALE SQUERRIEL AND THE FEMALE SQUERRIEL ARE YOUR STEP-FATHER AND STEP-MOTHER. SQERRIEL SLAUGHTER GETS YOU TO HELL TOO.

V     THOU SHALL NOT KILL; THAT ALSO INCLUDES ORGANISMS THAT DO NOT BELIEVE IN DINGOISM.

VI     THOU SHALL NOT STEAL CHEESE; THEY ARE MENT FOR THE HOLY RATS.

VII     THE CAT IS AN UNCLEAN ANIMAL; DO NOT GO NEAR. SHOOT IT FROM A DISTANCE.

VIII     RATATOUILLE IS THE ONLY HOLY FILM; WATCH IT TWICE A DAY AFTER MEDITATION. DINGAN COMICS ARE HOLY TEXTS.

IX     GOD HAS CREATED US NAKED. RATS DON’T WEAR CLOTHES; HUMANS EXPLOIT NATURE TO CREATE CLOTHES. WEARING CLOTHES IS AVIODABLE. GO NUDE WITH PRIDE.

X     HOMOSEXUALS ARE NATURAL; HETROSEXUALS ARE ALSO NATURAL. MARRIAGE IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. RATS DON’T MARRY, BUT THEY HAVE WONDERFUL CHILDREN. ENJOY LIFE. ENJOY SEXUALITY AND SPIRITUALITY WITH THE SAME SOUL.

[ DINGOISM IS A RELIGION ORIGINATED IN KERALA. ITS FOLLOWERS ARE FREE TO CREATE THEIR OWN COMMANDMENTS]

DENVOR FERNANDEZ

Author of Faustina’s Fantastic Friends

 

 

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